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Top 40 Bimbo Bops 🎵

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In this article, we’re going to list the top 40 songs that make us feel sexy, slutty, inspired & empowered!

40. Barbie Tingz - Nicki Minaj

"Barbie dreamhouse, barbie rings, that's barbie beach house, barbie Benz, barbie white-picket, barbie fence"

This song is so catchy, but I hate all the stuff about cutting and gutting bitches. Violence and internalized misogyny are not very bimbo.

39. My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas

"I say no, but they keep givin' so I keep on takin' and no I ain't taken"

38. Scuse Me - Lizzo

"Feelin' like a stripper when I'm lookin' in the mirror. I'll be slappin' on that ass, gettin' thicker & thicker."

37. No Scrubs - TLC

"A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me. Hanging out the passengers side of his best friends ride, trying to holla at me."

36. Freak - Doja Cat

"We could flip the coin, I'll be your slave. Call you daddy, give me a nickname. I ain't afraid of a little pain."

35. Plastic Surgery Slumber Party - Jeffree Star

"Plastic parts, broken hearts, masterpiece, scalpel please."

I remember listening to this in middle school while I was in my emo/scene phase. It has tons of fun bimbo lyrics throughout the song, you'll probably love it even if you hate Jeffree Star.

34. If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears

"All the boys and all the girls are begging to F.U.C.K. me"

33. Mrs. Potato Head - Melanie Martinez

"Potatoes turn to french fries yeah it's common sense, all you need is a couple more condiments, and $100,000 for some compliments."

This song low-key gives me anxiety, but I think it's still a good bimbo song because it's an important reminder of how plastic surgery can damage or consume us.

32. Buy Me - Nattalie Blake

"Take me shopping 'til I'm dropping at Gucci, Prada, and Dior. Got my daddy's Rolex watch on, gave him a lap dance to get off. He like my fake boobs and my fake tan"

31. When I Rule the World - Liz

"Scrub it, rub it, whip it, dry it, 'til I tell you to stop."